The Pilot is the first episode of The D Team. It was made by Agentpman1 in February 12, 2015.
Agent becomes roommates with Sullvan, Golem, Sanic, and Henry, who are the most annoying people he can ever think of!
Agent: Oh yeah... Aaahh..This is the best day I ever had! Living in my house, watching TV, what can be better than this awesomeness?
(Sullvan is seen sitting next to him.)
Sullvan: Yep...I agree!
Agent: AH!! W-what the heck are you doing here!!?
Sullvan: Chill out, man. Just taking a vacation!
Agent: ....IN MY HOUSE!!!??
Sullvan: No. In OUR house!
Agent: What he heck- WHAT!! Aren't you suppose to be with the wattersons by now?
Agent: Oh come on! Whatever! Get out of my house!
Sullvan: Jeez. Ok! (Leaves.)
Agent: Ugh..Thank you...
Sullvan: (Back on the couch.) You said it!
Agent: AH! W-what!!?? Why are you still here!!??
Sullvan: Because this couch is so comfy!
Agent: I'll give you the flippin couch if you get out!!
Sullvan: No, man! That would be sad! You had this from your childhood!
Agent: ...I got it last month...
Agent: Get out! I created you, and I can un-create you if I want!
Sullvan: Woah woah woah! Lets not go too crazy now! I'm going! (Scotching away.) .....
Agent: Ugh..Finally! I thought I created him to be smart, not a jerk!
(Door bell rings.)
Agent: Come in!
(Golem comes in.)
Agent: Golem? I thought I abandoned- I mean lost you!
Golem: I know right? I was gone for almost a year now!
Agent: I don't even know where you wen't- WAIT YOU CAN TALK?
Golem: Well, Duh! How else do you think I eat?
Agent: ....Nevermind. What do you wan't?
Golem: Can I live with you?
Agent: Well I don't think that you'll be- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "CAN I LIVE WITH YOU?" !!??
Golem: I'm homeless...
Agent: Well, shouldn't you be in Minecraft protecting those Squidward guys?
Golem: I wasn't to good at my job...They fired me..
Agent: Um.....*sigh* Fine..You can stay with me But only for a little-
Golem: YAY!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO LIVE WITH MY DAD!!!
Agent: Dude no! I said-
Golem: YAY!!! (Leaves.)
Agent: .....At least I now have a bodyguard...A very dumb one..
(A pirate ship smashes into Agent's house.)
(Henry jumps out.)
Henry: Yarr, matey! It's ye ole pal, Henry the Pirate Zombie pigman!
Agent: Henry!? I already have 2 Gumball OC's on my back! Now you!?
Agent: What do you even wan't!?
Henry: I wanted to say hi, but when I came, ye house wrecked me pirate ship.
Agent: MY HOUSE wrecked YOUR SHIP!? Whaaa!!?? You even destroyed almost half of my house!
Henry: ....Oh.... Can I live here then?
Henry: Too bad. I already got me room!
Agent: THERE ARE NO MORE ROOMS! YOU DESTROYED THEM ALL!!!
Henry: Oh...Say how old are ye?
Agent: ..Uh.. 13... Why?
Henry: Where are ye parents?
Agent: They're not in my fan fictions...
Henry: So...You'd be an orphan?
Agent: I'm not an orphan! Well..Now I'm a hobo...
Sullvan: Hey dude! Just wanted to let you know- Oh my gosh! What happen to your home!!???
Agent: A pirate ship destroyed it..
Sullvan: Oh...Can I live here than?
Agent: WHAT!? NO! What happened to living with Mabel, or Martha, or whatever?
Sullvan: Dude! I almost murdered them by being hypnotized by Dr. Budar, and now Hot Dog is taking my place!
Agent: What!!?? Since when did Hot Dog become evil?
Sullvan: Idk. Yesterday?
Agent: So why do you wan't to stay here!? The house is already broken!
Sullvan: One word: Guilt..
Agent: ....You know what.. ANYONE CAN JOIN NOW!! Heck, as a matter of fact, maybe even Justin Bieber can join us, and sing Baby every morning for the rest of our lives!
Sullvan, Golem, and Henry: NONONONO! WE'LL STOP!
Agent: Good... Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go torture myself..
Golem: What? Why?
Agent: Cause I'm not going to be homeless, and living with you guys...
Golem: ....Wait! Guys! I have an idea!
(2 hours later lol.)
Sullvan: Ok! Now look!
(Agent opens his eyes to see that he now has a giant mansion.)
Henry: Ye like it?
Agent: I-i-i....I love it... (Thinking.) But living with the people in it is going to be the new heck... (Reality.) Thanks you guys! I'll decorate the interior. Bye! (Leaves.)
Henry: I think he'd be happy of our work!
Golem: I agree!
(Agent zooms into the house.)
Agent: Oh my goodness.. PLEASE don't mess this up..I know they will eventually drive me crazy, or worst...
Agent: Ok guys! You can come in now!
(Sanic music is heard.)
(A robloxian wearing sonic hair comes fast.)
Sanic: SUP M8!
Agent: Oh no...
Sanic: OMG IT'S TAILS!!!
Agent: I'M NOT TAILS. I'M AGENT.
Sanic: TAILS! NICE HOME. I WAN'T TO STAY IN IT.
Agent: ......Fine....Don't make a mess...
Sanic: K. THANKS TAILS. (Leaves.)
Agent: Not Sanic...PLEASE not Sanic...
Agent: Good grief..I already have 4 people living with me now..I can already expect sooooooo much for this "adventure"....(Stomach growls.) Ugh...Gtg to the bathroom. (Goes inside.)
Agent: I'll be in the bathroom. Don't bother me.
(Agent goes in the bathroom, and a girl scream is heard.)
(In the living room.)
Agent: Ok..So I wen't in the bathroom, and before I could go to the toilet, I saw a VERY special surprise... So...Who gave me that SPECIAL Surprise?
Golem: .........Uh.......(Points at Sullvan.) HIM! (Jumps out window.) AAAHHH!
Agent: ......Please tell me you built a bathroom in my room..
Agent: Good. I have a feeling that will happen ALOT....
Sullvan: You got a letter.
Agent: Who is it from?
Sullvan: Some guy named Ben Richmen.
Agent: WHAT!!?? LET ME SEE!! (Reads note.) Dear Agent. I see you still have nothing better to do than creating stupid and pointless fanfictions. I'm going to come over, and see how horrible your life is so far. If I see one mess up, i'll tell everyone at school how horrible you are. See you there! (Stops reading.) ......hide...
Agent: HIDE! (Kick's Sullvan into a closet, and locks him in there.)
Sullvan: WHAT THE!?
Agent: Stay quiet in there!!! (Leaves, and goes to golem.) GOLEM!!
Agent: HIDE! HURRY! (Hold's up a fire element.)
Golem: Is it just me, or is it getting reaaally hoooot in hheeeeorrr....(Melting.)
(Agent puts him in the fridge, freezing him, and breaks a square in the wall, to put him in.)
Agent: Good enough! (Goes outside.) Sorry! (Pokes a hole in Henry's pirate ship, which strangely make it sink into the dirt.)
Henry: Yar matey..I'd be sinking in the ground. I don't even know why-(Sinks in ground.)
Agent: Ok! 3 down, 1 to go! Where's Sanic?
Agent: Perfect WHAT IS IT SANIC!?
Sanic: THE BATHROOM IS CLOGGED.
Agent: But I though Golem was- Whatever...SANIC.
Sanic: WHAT IS IS TAILS?
Agent: SOMEONE SAID YOUR SLOW!
Agent: SOMEONE SAID-
Sanic: No no! Were not playing with caps anymore. Who said that?
Agent: Um...I think it was from...Some girls who have elemental powers!
Sanic: WHAT ARE THERE NAMES!!??
Agent: Martha and Mabel I guess...
Sanic: WHERE ARE THEY!!??
Agent: Um..At the recording studio, but they're still-
Sanic: I'M COMING 4 YA GIRLZ!!!!! (leaves in a hurry.)
Agent: Better safe than sorry..Better safe than sorry..Better safe than- (Doorbell is heard.) OMG HE'S HERE!!! Uh...Lets see...Um..Everything is perfect...Ok! (Opens door.)
Ben Richmen: Yep you failed.
Agent: What!? I didn't even show you the house yet!
Ben: Nope. Your shirt ruined it already.
Agent: ....SO I LOST MY DIGNITY ALL BECAUSE OF MY SHIRT!?
Ben: Yep! See you at school! (About to leave.)
Agent: Gggrr... NO! (Takes Golem out of the wall, and throws him at Ben Richmen, who gets knocked out.) *gasp* Oh no...OH NO... THAT'S NO GOOD!!!
Golem: Ow...What? What happened?
Agent: ...I think I hurt someone...
Agent: We're dead...
Agent: Now because I hid you guys, I'm going to hide myself. Probably for about 17 years or so. (Goes in closet, and throws Sullvan out of it.) GET OUT!!
Agent: (Slams door.)
Golem: ....(Idea bulb.) I know!
Golem: I have another surprise for you! Look in the bathroom!
Agent: What is it? More poop?
Golem: Speaking of, I wasn't the one who made the previous surprise! That was from my early surprise!
White Bird: (Pooping.) HHHNNNNGGG OOOHHH! OH THAT WAS SOME SERIOUS ICE CREAM IN THERE. HHHNNNNNNGGGG!!!! OH MY GOD IT'S NOT GOING WELL YET! HNG! HHNNNG!! (Done.) Ugh...All done...
(Agent comes in.)
Agent: Ok so where is the supri- Huh? Who are you?
White Bird: Who do you think I am?
Agent: Ok...Um....Let me guess? You wan't to live here because when Angry Birds toons aired, they redesigned you to be a girl, so you quit, and got another bird to take your place, and now your homeless, and wanna stay here. Fine....
White Bird: ....Wow...Good guessing Robin!
Agent: Well thank I gue-....Did you just call me Robin?
White Bird: Yes, robin. That is your name.
Agent: No. My name is Agentpman1 or Agent for short. Not robin.
White Bird: Well, I take poops, and your name is Agent P Man. That make's no sense. So i call you Robin, Robin.
Agent: ...Um...My name is based of a Phineas and Ferb character...
White Bird: Ok. Sorry. I will call you by your real name....Robin, will you get my some toilet paper?
Agent: Wha-NO! My name is not Robin! It's Agent! Oh forget it..
White Bird: Btw I have a surprise sent to you. Golem told me to make it for you! (Move away from toilet.) Take a look!
(Agent looks into the toilet, only to find this: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/F1gg7cSdGd8/maxresdefault.jpg.)
Agent: AAHH! AAAHHH!!! OH MY GOD!!! WHY IS THE WATER YELLOW!!??
White Bird: Idk, Robin! Like your surprise?
Agent: Wha-No! The toilet is ruined!!
White Bird: It's still better than nothing, Robin!
Agent: Who's going to clean this up!!??
White Bird: Simple! The clogger! (Flushes toilet, but it gets stuck.) Um... Oh boy..
White Bird: The toilet..It's broken from my cr@p.
Agent: WHAT!? Let me see! (Tries to flush.) YOU CLOGGED THE TOILET!!
White Bird: Uh..Look what you did, Robin. You clogged the toilet.
Agent: WHAT!?? I DID NOT DO THAT!!
White Bird: Yes you did, Robin. What have you been eating?
Agent: Dude! That is your cr@p! That isn't mine! I swear! That's disgusting!
White Bird: Well at least the toilet didn't explode-
(There is an explosion, which makes Agent hit his head on the wall.)
(In the hospital.)
Agent: Ugh...What the heck happened?
Sullvan: You were in a coma.
Agent: WHAT!? HOW LONG!!??
Golem: 3 months..
Agent: 3 FLIPPING MONTHS!??
Golem: Yeah..Some girls named...Uh..GumballGirl123 whatever, and someone who's name some something to do with rainbows and cupcakes or something where worried about you. They said that you were gone forever. They thought you died or something.
Agent: You mean GumballFanGirl123 and RainbowCupcakes!? That's horrible!
Golem: But hey! I still made a picture for you! It's a "Get better" gift! I actually downloaded it! Wanna see?
Agent: Depends..Where is it from?..
Golem: I think it's from an MLP creepypasta called Smile HD.
Agent: Wait..Smile HD? Oh no.. What is the picture?
Golem: I think its from a scene where Fluttershy's skin was red, and burnt, and had craters-
Agent: OHH god that was the worst part... D: Yeah don't show it it me..
Golem: Why not?
Agent: Because....SMILE HD IS MY #2 MOST BIGGEST FEAR, AND WORST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE I EVER SAW!!!!
Golem: What's #1?
Agent: I am not telling.. And why did you even use that scene!?
Golem: Because it represents your whole body except for your arms, and head from after the explosion!
Agent: What do you mean?
Golem: Most of the skin in your body was damaged in the explosion.
Agent: What!? What are you taking about- (Put's sheet up, to see that his body is completely burnt.) AAAAAAAHHH-
(Shows Agent leaving the hospital, on a wheel chair.)
Agent: .....Worst day of my life...